Dammit MARC!

YES Your Looking At A LOUIS VUITTON TRASH BAG BAG!

The "Raindrop Besace" Purses Will Retail For $1,960 Each… It's Actually Coated Canvas So It's Waterproof…

Only Marc… It's SO ZOOLANDER… 

"Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings."

River… River… River… River…

Tangiers Boy By Joe Lally

U Mag February 2010

With Calvin Klein Collection Only 5 Days Away River Is About To Stomp His 1st Runway EVER As An EXCLUSIVE!

And Now We Can Watch It LIVE ONLINE!

Calvin Klein Collection Live

Here Is RIVER For U Mag… He Is 18 So The Photos Are Totally Legit… Chris Hansen Can Move On…

River YOU MONSTER!

SEE YOU ON THE RUNWAY!

The World Needs One Million Less Of YOU!

Clint Mauro + Marlon Teixeira By Matthew Scrivens Making LOVE!

BRAVO To You Two, Two MAJOR Models Taking A Risk!

The Campaign Is For Valentine's Day And Is About Sharing Love, However American Mothers Would Rather Push Hate On To Their Children…

The Bitches Didn't Even Do The Research AX ALWAYS Looks Like This… Homo-Tography Is NOTHING New… I Bet One Million Moms Shop At Abercrombie Cuz Thats Not Gay…

Were They Born Yesterday? "Soft Porn" Is A NEW Trend… AX Is Also A FASHION LEADER…

Sorry You Had Kids And Are Too Fat For Real Fashion… Your Also PROLLY Jealous That The Guys Would Rather Make Out With Each Other Than A Mall Mom Let's Be Honest…

Get A Life.com

"Malls, where teens hang out, have retailers whose window displays poison our children with 10-foot posters that are nothing but soft porn. In particular, Armani Exchange has recently displayed Valentine's posters with partially dressed "couples" holding one another. These couples consist of two men, a man and woman, and two women. The women are scantily dressed while it is questionable if the men have any clothes on at all. Two of these models are used a couple of times to represent bisexuals. If it could get any worse the text written is "SHARE THE LOVE." (An asterisk '*' is used to ensure our emails get through to those who have signed up for our alerts. Otherwise specific words referenced would be blocked by some Internet filters.)

Not every local mall has an Armani Exchange, but we need to take a stand since A|X is one of the fashion leaders and this is becoming a popular trend. You may view these on their website at www.armaniexchange.com. WARNING! Pictures are offensive."

Form OneMillionMoms.com

The Cut

Here Is Clint Doing Some Gay Ass Modeling For As Far Back As 2007…



OUT May 2007



Armani Exchange Underwear Fall Winter 2007



Armani Exchange Spring Summer 2007

RIVER RIVER RIVER!

SUNDAY FEBRUARY 14TH!

CALVIN KLEIN COLLECTION WITH RIVER VIIPERI EXCLUSIVE!

COUNT DOWN!

Seeing RED!

Lasse Lindegaard Pedersen For Lacoste Red! Spring Summer 2010

JUMP BABY GINGER JUMP!

I'm Lovin The Pop Art And The Colors!

You Can't Call LiL Lasse Lindegaard Pedersen Anything But RED!





The Fashionisto

Someone Had To Say It…

Giancarlo Giammetti (Valentino Garavani's Business Partner & Lover) On The Latest Balenciaga Valenciaga Valentino Haute Couture Collection…

“Just speechless, not sad…just surprised.…We have always supported the new designers and we love them, but this time we have to distance ourselves from this ridiculous circus.”

He Then Changed His Tune Just A Bit…

“We are always supportive of the designers of Valentino, even if we don’t approve of their effort to be cool at all costs.”

I'm Hope We Can See A New Team At Valentino… Could This Be The Next Revolving Door Like At Emanuel Ungaro?

One Reason To See This Gong Show…

This Is Old News But Worth Posting To Just To Look At Noah…

Noah Mills Is Following In The Footsteps Of Boyd Holbrook (MILK) & Jon Kortajarena (A SINGLE MAN) And Has Landed Himself A Little CAMEO With Speaking Lines… And APPARENTLY A SEX SCENE In Camel Toes In Dubai SEX AND THE CITY 2…

NOW I Have A Reason To See This Train Wreck… 

Noah Mills Has Always Stated That He Wants To Move On To Movies…

He Was Originally Discovered In VANCOUVER… He Was Going To School…

Lets Wait And See How His Acting Is… He Needs To Work On His NEW YORK Accent…

Mills Was Born In Baltimore, Maryland.



Here Is A Screen Cap From The Trailer… Apparently He Is Drunk At The Wedding…

Model Parade!

It's Almost Like It's Men's Fashion Week Again… Models.com Is Posting Videos Of All The Boys Walking And Mumbling… COACD Is Posting All The Polaroids… Maybe I'm Just Ignoring The Women… I'm LOOKING I Swear!

OH Lachowski!

Paolo Anchis SPEAK UP!

The Curse Of Being A Ginger…

Take A Good Look At Alex Loomans… With The Fair Complection And Freckles… I Would Call Him A RED HEAD… Buy His Card And All His Profiles List Him As "Brown" OR "Light Brown"… When The Sun Shines On Alex's Head The Hair Glows Red…

Do You Think People Say… NO We Don't Want Any Red Heads… U Think They Will Be Fooled If You Just List Him As BROWN…

To Be Fair He Looked A Little Brunette During Fall Winter 2010 Maybe He DYED HIS HAIR?!

Alex Is Also CANADIAN! Born In Burlington, Canada!

See You In New York My Little Ginger!

Knock Offs… Ezra Constantine Spring 2010

I Was Looking At Canadian Designer Ezra Constantine (Kirk Pickersgill and Stephen Wong) And It Reminded Me Of Almost Everything I've Seen On The Runway For The Past Few Seasons… Heavily "Influenced" By Dsquared, Givenchy, And Calvin Klein Collection With A Smack Of Roberto Cavalli…

Everything Was At This Show… Leather Vests & Shorts Like Givenchy, Armor Like At Dsquared, Sheer Black And Athletic Black Spandex Leggings Like At Calvin Klein Collection, Tight Leather Biker Pants Like At Cavalli… And The Look Of The White Sleeveless Shirts Was Very Similar…

Why Does Canada Show During OCTOBER?

Is It Just Me? Does This All Look The Same To You?



Ezra Constantine Spring 2010 (Shown October 2009)



Calvin Klein Collection Spring 2007




Ezra Constantine Spring 2010 (Shown October 2009)





Roberto Cavalli Spring 2010 (Shown June 2009)



Givenchy Spring 2010 (Shown June 2009)






Ezra Constantine Spring 2010 (Shown October 2009)



Dsquared² Fall Winter 2007



Givenchy Spring 2009




Calvin Klein Collection Spring 2010 (Shown June 2009)

They Did IT!

Calvin Klein Took Naked David Agbodji & Put Him On A Houston Street billboard & In The Madison Avenue Store Front!

It's Great To See MALE Nudity Again In Public! I Hope We See This In American Print Fashion Magazines…

I Love The Store Window… It Looks Like It's A Decal On The Window… Glowing…

As The Cut Puts It… "Finally, a naked, solo man billboard."

UUMM Okay…

Everything Has To Be DRAMA… Now The Hollywood Issue Is RACIST?!?

I Honestly Don't See It, Yes The Cover Is All White But It's All A Lot Of Things So Why Focus On One Thing?

I Hate How Now The Actresses Are Being Dragged Into This Mess… Whoopie Was Attacking Amanda Today On The View… YEAH Because SHE Chose The Cast…

The Big Question What Is Better, A Token Ethnic Person?

BUT Is This All REALLY A Question For Vanity Fair? Blame Some One Else… Blame Hollywood…

Some Press Are Throwing Around Some Names That Got "Snubbed" I Think Gabourey Sidibe Is The One Who Would Most Likley Make This Cover But Over ONE Movie?… But I Also Think She Would Look Out Of Place Let's Be Honest And Would Draw Focus It Would Have Created More Positive Buz Unless She Was Put On An Inside Fold Always Drama… Zoë Saldana I'm Not Shocked… Sci-Fi Will Always Get Snubbed And Motion Capture?…Anika Noni Rose… For One Movie?

Another Interesting Thing Is The Press Are Only Naming African Americans Who Were "Shunned" From The Cover… And No Other Race… Cuz Thats Not Racist…

Can't We Just Get A FEROSH Cover And Not Complain About Everything…

And We Have 8 ALL Female Covers… And 4 ALL Male… SEXIST! I Also Miss The Mixed Sex Covers…

HERE Is My DREAM Cast For An All MALE Cover… Nicholas Hoult, Alex Pettyfer, Logan Lerman, Anton Yelchin, Taylor Lautner… LOL Kidding… Kinda…

Here Is A History Of The Covers…



APRIL 1995: “HOLLYWOOD HIGHEST—THE CLASS OF 2000” Jennifer Jason Leigh, Uma Thurman, Nicole Kidman, Patricia Arquette, Linda Fiorentino, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Julianne Moore, Angela Bassett, and Sandra Bullock.



APRIL 1996: “BOYS’ TOWN” Tim Roth, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matthew McConaughey, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Rapaport, Stephen Dorff, Johnathon Schaech, David Arquette, Will Smith, and Skeet Ulrich.



APRIL 1997: “THE NEXT WAVE” Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes, Renée Zellweger, Minnie Driver, Alison Elliott, Jada Pinkett, Jennifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, and Fairuza Balk.



APRIL 1998: “THE HOT NEXT WAVE” Joaquin Phoenix, Vince Vaughn, Natalie Portman, Djimon Hounsou, Cate Blanchett, Tobey Maguire, Claire Forlani, Gretchen Mol, Christina Ricci, Ed Furlong, and Rufus Sewell.



APRIL 1999: “NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK” Adrien Brody, Thandie Newton, Monica Potter, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Stiles, Leelee Sobieski, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Polley, Norman Reedus, Anna Friel, Omar Epps, Kate Hudson, Vinessa Shaw, and Barry Pepper.



APRIL 2000: “SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS” Penélope Cruz, Wes Bentley, Mena Suvari, Marley Shelton, Chris Klein, Selma Blair, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, and Sarah Wynter.



APRIL 2001: “MASTER CLASS” Nicole Kidman, Catherine Deneuve, Meryl Streep, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Vanessa Redgrave, Chloë Sevigny, Sophia Loren, and Penélope Cruz.



APRIL 2002: “RHAPSODY IN BLUE” Kirsten Dunst, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Brittany Murphy, Selma Blair, Rosario Dawson, Christina Applegate, and Naomi Watts.



APRIL 2003: “ALPHA LIST” Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Jude Law, Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheadle, Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid, Ewan McGregor, and Matt Damon.



APRIL 2004: “SEND IN THE GOWNS” Julianne Moore, Jennifer Connelly, Gwyneth Paltrow, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, Diane Lane, Lucy Liu, Hilary Swank, Alison Lohman, Scarlett Johansson, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.



MARCH 2005: “NOT SO DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES” Uma Thurman, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, Ziyi Zhang, Kerry Washington, Kate Bosworth, and Sienna Miller.



MARCH 2006: “FORD’S FOUNDATION” Scarlett Johansson, Tom Ford, Keira Knightley, and Scarlett’s …



MARCH 2007 “Ben Stiller Owen Wilson Chris Rock Jack Black”



MARCH 2008: “FRESH FACES” Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Alice Braga, Ellen Page, Zoë Saldana, Elizabeth Banks, Ginnifer Goodwin, and America Ferrera.



MARCH 2009: Barack Obama

HA!

OMFG THIS IS SO SAD! This Is The ONLY March Cover You Could LAND?!

With A Major Moving Coming Out This Is All You Could Do…

Well Thats Not True… APPARENTLY She Has A "Raunchy" Shoot In W… WHO Wants To See Her Being "Raunchy" EW…

"The pics, taken in the California desert that kisses the outskirts of Los Angeles, feature Jennifer scantily-clad in skimpy underwear while Gerard poses as a leather-clad NYPD officer. "

“For two days Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler were in the desert outside LA creating these really hot pictures. The result is the raciest cover in the history of W. "

I Just Threw UP… This Smells Like Steven Klein… Pleas GOD NO!

Your Age Is Fading Honey… Maybe Stick To The Good Housekeeping…

FUNNY People Are Getting Sick Of The Single White Female Story…

And STILL SOMEHOW Her "Love Life" Came Up In A Magazine About Door & Windows…

"And while the "His" section of her double bathroom has been converted to a spa bath with soaking tub, it's by no means a place for the lonely."

RIGGGGHT… Because Eating Ice Cream Alone In Your "Spa" Bath And Listening To Bonnie Tyler Is Not A Place For The Lonely…

"It's like a big hug," Aniston said of the house. "People can get so distracted by the static."

It's The ONLY Hug… Crazy…

Time To Be Put Down?

- Abercrombie In Japan… Try And Find The Two Or Three Asian Models…

OH Abercrombie… One Day You Were Hip And Cool… Is Your Spotlight Fading?

You Were Always Good For Model Scouting Almost EVERY Major Male Model Gets And Abercrombie Campaign Then Moves On To Bigger And Better Things…

Abercrombie & Fitch Invaded Japan Recently And It Was Not Good…

The Prices Are DOUBLE What They Are In America In Japan…

" 61.7 percent of people found the prices “a bit high” while 18.3 percent declared them “too high.” Less than one-fifth of consumers thought the prices were on target."

It's ALL American… ALWAYS…

"The new Ginza store, in particular, clashes with Japanese fashion and shopping culture in almost every possible way."

The Staff Is WHITE?!

"For instance, most foreign retailers in Tokyo employ an exclusively Japanese staff, who behave according to the expectations of Japanese consumers, but Abercrombie & Fitch decided to make the brand experience so “American” that they have almost nobody working the shop floor who would be perceived by customers to be authentically Japanese."

"Remarkably, the staff greets shoppers in English, rather than Japanese. "

Everyone Is NAKED…

"To make matters worse, many of the male staff members have their chests exposed. Sex appeal may be a big part of the brand’s charm in the United States, but this particular masculine ideal of a “ripped chest” is completely out of sync with current Japanese fashion culture and the constant presence of half-naked men is off-putting to the Japanese customer — especially when crammed into tight spaces like elevators."

And Like All A&F Stores It Reeks…

"Yet A&F seems to pump its signature cologne through the ventilation system in a way that permeates the entire experience — and whatever you were wearing at the time for days after. Of course, many successful Japanese brands incorporate scent into their retail experience, but subtlety is the key. The smell should not carry with the customer."

DID A&F Do ANY Research?

"So how did Abercrombie get everything so wrong? Is it ignorance or arrogance? It’s hard to say for sure. Either way, Abercrombie’s entry into Japan is a perfect case study in how not to localise."

Abercrombie Looks Like It Is SINKING…

"The retailer posted a 19% decline in December sales at stores open at least a year, with its lowest-priced brand, Hollister, down 25% in December from a year earlier."

But Can They Turn Around And Change?

"They realize that they can't just do what they've always done."

- BOF

No Where To Hide…

No Make Up, No Airbrushing… Male Models… RAW…

Most Of The Faces Hold Up Without The Smoke & Mirrors…

But Some Cracks Are Showing… Sean O…

And Is It Just Me Or Is Vladimir JUST PERFECT?!?







- Photos From COACD

MAJOR NY!

CAN YOU NAME THEM ALL?!

NO HINTS!

Other Than They Are ALL With MAJOR New York!

XOXO

No.

Kellan Lutz, Mehcad Brooks, Hidetoshi Nakata, Fernando Verdasco Are The Body Of Calvin Klein X Underwear…

DOES This Mean We Are Still Waiting For A Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign To Pop Up?

The Casting Is SO Random… HERE… AJ, SEAN O, BLAINE COOK, And WILL DEFIEL… Random? Not SO Random… HOT? YES!

MODELS Should Do MODEL Work… DONE With Actors!

River Viiperi

CALVIN KLEIN. EXCLUSIVE!

Off To An AMAZING Runway Career…

I Would Also Like To See AJ On The Runway At Calvin Klein!

SWOON…

Nick Snider… Into Cops?

Nick Must Watch A Lot Of Bad Dialogue Porn To Think This Would Work…

NEW YORK Is Waiting Nick… I'm Shore He Will Book EVERY Show Now…

"The intoxicated 21-year-old was arrested on Monday morning for causing a disturbance at a friend's house in Batesville, Arkansas. Snider, however, was having none of it.

According to an Independence County Sheriff's Department report, Snider told the approaching officers "I am a very famous model." Then as he was being driven to the county jail in a patrol car, he told one of the deputies "If you stop I'll suck your dick and balls if you let me go." Then Snider "also harassed the booking Jailer with similar sexual comments," which got him an additional charge of attempting to illegally influence a public servant.

His trial is scheduled for February 17th--which may conflict with the Fashion Week jobs he's been scheduled for, according to The Smoking Gun. Fashion Week begins in New York on February 11th and ends on February 18th."

- The Huffington

The Men Of NEW YORK!

OH NEW YORK… Concrete jungle where dreams are made of…

Meet The Men & Boys Living The Dream… The Models Of FASHION WEEK!

Happy To See Some Faces That Skipped Europe Doing New York!

AND I Wonder How Many Casting Buzz Bad Boy Nick Will Get Now…

More About Him Soon…

My 1st online fashion video!

If you haven't yet check out the BlogToo!

The End Of An Era…

New York Fashion Week Is Only Days Away And The Tents In Bryant Park Are Being Put Up For The Final Time…

The Tents Were And Icon Of American Fashion, When It Was New York You Would Think Of The Tents…

NY Fashion Week Have Been In The Tents Since 1994.

I'm Just Sad I Never Will See A Fashion Show In Bryant Park… Just Crazy Ladies Feeding Birds…

Next Season New York Fashion Week Moves To Lincoln Center for the Performing Arts

OMG! THE EYES OF LINDA!

This Editorial From V MAGAZINE Makes A Lot More Sense After Seeing "The Eyes Of Laura Mars".

This Sums Up The Whole Movie In One Fashionable Package!

They Even Got The Bedroom Down PERFECT!

FEROSH!