Let's Play The Guessing GAME!

Rumor mill is up and running on the next Lady GaGa video for "Alejandro" that it will be directed by none other than LEGEND Steven Klein and may star Super Model Lara Stone!

FASHION INSANE!

Here are some things we can count on in the video if the Steven rumor is true.



VIOLENCE! As seen above with Lara in French Vogue, Steven would fit in well with the GaGa killing spree videos…

Steven also has a COP thing going on right now… maybe the police will be after GaGa?

BUT The video for Alejandro is NOT the sequel to Telephone…





SOME Crazy Ass Fashion, Set, And Props! If were going for violence count on some guns, he may want to throw in a horse, any thing is game… possibly giant inflatable animals too.






KINK. It may get KINKY… the song does not seem to lend itself to some S&M but it's GaGa…






Naked Men OR Man In Black Speedo. I hope Alejandro has a good body! Could Steven PLEASE bring in former MUSE CHAD WHITE!? DO NOT PUT JESUS IN THIS VIDEO! Chad needs a come back! But who ever Alejandro is I doubt Steven will be able to resist getting a small black speedo and some oil… it's almost his signature…

Start the countdown Alejandro won't hit radios till April… no word on when the video will hit…

Arthur Sales

Arthur Sales For L’Officiel Hommes Spring Summer 2010

Arthur got the WHOLE issue of L’Officiel Hommes!

I LOVE The Cover!

BRAVO Arthur Your Looking SO GOOD!

GAY AMERICA!

Aaron, Cory & Doug by Doug Inglish for OUT magazine.

Out did "American Idols"… I was shocked that this didn't look too much like the Village People.

It's funny… and good to see the older guys getting a spread… Chad must have bean busy.

Those Prada shorts look SUPER short… HURM… I'm going to be hitting VV and buying pants to chop off soon…

The World Needs One Million Less Of YOU!

Clint Mauro + Marlon Teixeira By Matthew Scrivens Making LOVE!

BRAVO To You Two, Two MAJOR Models Taking A Risk!

The Campaign Is For Valentine's Day And Is About Sharing Love, However American Mothers Would Rather Push Hate On To Their Children…

The Bitches Didn't Even Do The Research AX ALWAYS Looks Like This… Homo-Tography Is NOTHING New… I Bet One Million Moms Shop At Abercrombie Cuz Thats Not Gay…

Were They Born Yesterday? "Soft Porn" Is A NEW Trend… AX Is Also A FASHION LEADER…

Sorry You Had Kids And Are Too Fat For Real Fashion… Your Also PROLLY Jealous That The Guys Would Rather Make Out With Each Other Than A Mall Mom Let's Be Honest…

Get A Life.com

"Malls, where teens hang out, have retailers whose window displays poison our children with 10-foot posters that are nothing but soft porn. In particular, Armani Exchange has recently displayed Valentine's posters with partially dressed "couples" holding one another. These couples consist of two men, a man and woman, and two women. The women are scantily dressed while it is questionable if the men have any clothes on at all. Two of these models are used a couple of times to represent bisexuals. If it could get any worse the text written is "SHARE THE LOVE." (An asterisk '*' is used to ensure our emails get through to those who have signed up for our alerts. Otherwise specific words referenced would be blocked by some Internet filters.)

Not every local mall has an Armani Exchange, but we need to take a stand since A|X is one of the fashion leaders and this is becoming a popular trend. You may view these on their website at www.armaniexchange.com. WARNING! Pictures are offensive."

Form OneMillionMoms.com

The Cut

Here Is Clint Doing Some Gay Ass Modeling For As Far Back As 2007…



OUT May 2007



Armani Exchange Underwear Fall Winter 2007



Armani Exchange Spring Summer 2007

Vanity Fair Hollywood 2010

Here Is A History Of The Covers…



APRIL 1995: “HOLLYWOOD HIGHEST—THE CLASS OF 2000” Jennifer Jason Leigh, Uma Thurman, Nicole Kidman, Patricia Arquette, Linda Fiorentino, Gwyneth Paltrow, Sarah Jessica Parker, Julianne Moore, Angela Bassett, and Sandra Bullock.



APRIL 1996: “BOYS’ TOWN” Tim Roth, Leonardo DiCaprio, Matthew McConaughey, Benicio Del Toro, Michael Rapaport, Stephen Dorff, Johnathon Schaech, David Arquette, Will Smith, and Skeet Ulrich.



APRIL 1997: “THE NEXT WAVE” Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes, Renée Zellweger, Minnie Driver, Alison Elliott, Jada Pinkett, Jennifer Lopez, Charlize Theron, and Fairuza Balk.



APRIL 1998: “THE HOT NEXT WAVE” Joaquin Phoenix, Vince Vaughn, Natalie Portman, Djimon Hounsou, Cate Blanchett, Tobey Maguire, Claire Forlani, Gretchen Mol, Christina Ricci, Ed Furlong, and Rufus Sewell.



APRIL 1999: “NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK” Adrien Brody, Thandie Newton, Monica Potter, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Stiles, Leelee Sobieski, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Polley, Norman Reedus, Anna Friel, Omar Epps, Kate Hudson, Vinessa Shaw, and Barry Pepper.



APRIL 2000: “SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS” Penélope Cruz, Wes Bentley, Mena Suvari, Marley Shelton, Chris Klein, Selma Blair, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, and Sarah Wynter.



APRIL 2001: “MASTER CLASS” Nicole Kidman, Catherine Deneuve, Meryl Streep, Gwyneth Paltrow, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Vanessa Redgrave, Chloë Sevigny, Sophia Loren, and Penélope Cruz.



APRIL 2002: “RHAPSODY IN BLUE” Kirsten Dunst, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Brittany Murphy, Selma Blair, Rosario Dawson, Christina Applegate, and Naomi Watts.



APRIL 2003: “ALPHA LIST” Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Jack Nicholson, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Jude Law, Samuel L. Jackson, Don Cheadle, Hugh Grant, Dennis Quaid, Ewan McGregor, and Matt Damon.



APRIL 2004: “SEND IN THE GOWNS” Julianne Moore, Jennifer Connelly, Gwyneth Paltrow, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, Diane Lane, Lucy Liu, Hilary Swank, Alison Lohman, Scarlett Johansson, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.



MARCH 2005: “NOT SO DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES” Uma Thurman, Cate Blanchett, Kate Winslet, Claire Danes, Scarlett Johansson, Rosario Dawson, Ziyi Zhang, Kerry Washington, Kate Bosworth, and Sienna Miller.



MARCH 2006: “FORD’S FOUNDATION” Scarlett Johansson, Tom Ford, Keira Knightley, and Scarlett’s …



MARCH 2007 “Ben Stiller Owen Wilson Chris Rock Jack Black”



MARCH 2008: “FRESH FACES” Emily Blunt, Amy Adams, Jessica Biel, Anne Hathaway, Alice Braga, Ellen Page, Zoë Saldana, Elizabeth Banks, Ginnifer Goodwin, and America Ferrera.



MARCH 2009: Barack Obama

YES YES YES YES YES!

VANITY FAIR MARCH 2010 HOLLYWOOD ISSUE!

Looks SO MUCH Like The Hollywood Issue From 2000 (MY 1st VANITY FAIR EVER)

"SPLENDOR IN THE GRASS" Penélope Cruz, Wes Bentley, Mena Suvari, Marley Shelton, Chris Klein, Selma Blair, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster, and Sarah Wynter.



I LOVE THE FOLD OUT COVERS! Just Like The OLD DAYS!

Here Are Some Of The Archives…



APRIL 1999: "NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK" Adrien Brody, Thandie Newton, Monica Potter, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Stiles, Leelee Sobieski, Giovanni Ribisi, Sarah Polley, Norman Reedus, Anna Friel, Omar Epps, Kate Hudson, Vinessa Shaw, and Barry Pepper.

(OMG BARRY PEPPER MADE THIS ISSUE!)



APRIL 2002: "RHAPSODY IN BLUE" Kirsten Dunst, Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Connelly, Rachel Weisz, Brittany Murphy, Selma Blair, Rosario Dawson, Christina Applegate, and Naomi Watts.

(Sadness…)



APRIL 2004: "SEND IN THE GOWNS" Julianne Moore, Jennifer Connelly, Gwyneth Paltrow, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Aniston, Kirsten Dunst, Diane Lane, Lucy Liu, Hilary Swank, Alison Lohman, Scarlett Johansson, and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

FEROSHNESS! Minus The Aniston…